How the hell someone ever decided to make coats out of chinchillas escapes me.
Well, they do have 50 hairs to each follicle whereas humans have one, making their fur so soft. And they DO stay up all night disturbing their owners' sleep. And I do have two of them.
We have two already, maybe if I get two more, I could make them into a pair of socks! But not a coat....that would be wrong.
(Don't worry, I'm just kidding. For now. Although, I might be tempted at 3am.)